testicular torsion
when a man’s t-st-c-ls become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the t-st-c-ls. prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the t-st-c-l itself.
“omfg, this torsion hurts!”
“i need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion”
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