Testicular Worms
a fake condition that can be used as an excuse to get out of things.
originated from south america from urinating in exotic rivers, ponds, lakes etc.
the worms travel up the urine stream through the urethra and into the testes. then they eat away at the testes until there is nothing left.
friend that isn’t really your friend but thinks he is: “hey man are you coming to my birthday party on sat-rday?”
you: “dude i would but i have an appointment that day for my testicular worms”
friend that isn’t really your friend but thinks he is: “oh that sounds pretty bad man. good luck with your fight. totes ok that you cant make it”
you: “thanks”
-testicular worms win-
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