testopera
a male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
forms of testopera:
tailgating
professional wrestling
spartacus (g-d of the arena/blood and sand)
the man show
and, to a lesser degree, nascar
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