Testosteris
when a woman nearly overdoses on testosterone, causing her cl-toris to grow to the point of looking like a cheap made in china version of a full-grown p-n-s.
a: “i was watching women’s fitness on tv yesterday and i’m pretty sure that one of those women had a p-n-s.”
b: “no, that was just a testosterone-enhanced cl-toris, a ‘testosteris’.”
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