testosterstoned
a derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone “testosterone”. most often a young person. usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
hence: testosterstoned, a la “stoned.”
akin to “jock”, closer to “musclehead”
you are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. you were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:
you: “julie, i’m sorry i was always such a d-ck to you in high school. you know i didn’t mean some of those things. h-ll, i was testosterstoned from soph-m-re year until half way through college.”
when you or a buddy is so h-rny or craving s-x to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone
guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned
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