testucked


testucked is when you roll over in bed, in move on chair etc., and you t-st-cl-(s) get tucked underneath you and all of your weight falls onto your t-st-cl-s. it is usually very painful.
guy 1: owwwwwwwwww!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: i just testucked myself!
guy 2: sore?
guy 1: -_-

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