Testulum
a rare medical condition resulting in the malformation of the male genitalia. normally, one t-st-cl- will hand slightly higher up to facilitate walking, comfort and vasculature. with the anomaly however, the b-lls are precisely on the same level with each other forming a symmetrical “sac.” when diagnosing, a urologist performs the “testulum test” where he/she nudges the scr-t-m. if the scr-t-m dangles in a circle then its a normal sac. if the sac dangles from side to side as a pendulum then its a testulum.
signs and symptoms:
feeling of fullness in your sac.
pain instead of pleasure when getting teabagged.
both b-lls touch the water at the same time when wading into a cold pool.
squatting and performing the testulum test to impress friends and family.
hey baby, have you ever had a testulum in your mouth.
Read Also:
- teutsche
a combination of sick, twisted, fecal obsession, repressed h-m-s-xuality, fairy-tale based reality perceptions with undertones of pedophilia, vivid b–st–lity, general incontinence, all of which is by no means humorous to the sane. ho0o0o0 chile…i was jus’ in teutsche’s pink igloo. it was ful o’ soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby […]
- texas facial
a facial performed by getting shot in the face while hunting birds harry whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from d-ck chney.
- text game
noun, meaning: the ability to acquire relations with the opposite s-x, solely threw the use of text messaging. “chill hombre i need a minute to spit some text game, im tryin’ to get my d-ck wet tonight”
- Textspicious
when you are texting on your phone and you look suspicious. yeah, he looks h-lla textspicious.
- take your talents to south beach
used for the first time by an espn commentator during bulls-heat game, with regard to lebron james. colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest. ex1: – “i wanna screw up my whole career […]