to squirt c*m out your nose while laughing — derived from the gag reel of a mexican gay p*rn
john had a tetonixxx during a hysterical fit of laughter while watching the late show.
- texas eye injection
the act of putting a p*n*s on the womens eye and rubbing it around until the man *j*c*l*t*s. after that the man then farts in the womens c*m eye to create a blurry excruciating sensation on the womens eye the texas eye injection is more fun than it sounds. its even better than watching a […]
- texas kfc
is when you lay down on the floor on your back and your lady partner sits on your face and while you’re eating her out, you stick your finger in her v*g*n* and lick it clean doing this act several times. i gave her a texas kfc!, it was finger lickin good!
someone who tells you the obvious, but clams up when you need real information. watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. she exclaimed,”the man jumped out the window!” i replied,’doiy-doiy, tell me something i don’t know!’
- dorkish smorkish
adj. a person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this t*tle because they suck genitals or smell like they do. “edin ate me out yesterday,” said sally. “oh my g*d! he is such a dorkish smorkish!”