Tetza


tetza is god of everything. pray to him and you shall become a great unicorn and rule over your own universe when you die. as the christian god has ten commandments tetza only has 3
1.dont be a douche
2. make you pets wear a pink scarf
3. just dont do it
4.
tetza is lazy so follow him and eat bon bons while watching ghost hunters on the tele.
tetza is god of the universe. imma unicorn.

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