Texaco


the place to go when you are underage and need to buy cigarettes, dip, cigars, or any other smoking paraphernalia. many texacos don’t even card underage kids.
hey let’s go to texaco to get a pack of newports
one of the best gas stations around. provide quick service with a pretty low cost. best selection of candy available.
r: it’s too bad that the texaco near me got turned into a sh-ll.

b: yeah, that’s too bad. it’s also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
the urge to take a p–p, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.
i had a texaco while driving home from the flea market.

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