Texan Finisher
a good way to get a girl to bite off your d-ck
planned that i’d do the texan finisher to this fat b-tch so i dropped my gut on this b-tches head before i was about to c-m, and in the process of knocking her out, she bit my d-ck off.
(because that’s what happens when a person gets h-t in the head really hard, this is why you are required to wear mouth guards in sports.)
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