a method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the v-g-n-l region.
guy: what’s wrong?
girl: steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff.
denying the truth despite unweildy odds. those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.
a p-n-s with the power of six normal p-n-ses. a six shooter. having the capacity for rapid fire multiple -rg-sms. i sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the uc davis men’s room and his big d-ck shot six loads. that hot f-cker has a hexap-n-s.
d-ck shaped pasta mum said, “do you want some cazzetti for dinner tonight?”
- nickel knowledge
information that’s nice to know, but that no one really cares about. an example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.
that little excess skin on your b-tthole i was wiping my -ss last night a felt my hermtw-t