Texaphobia


the fear of the state of texas and its geometric shape.
i don’t want to go to texas because i have texaphobia!

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    a texas shotgun is when you tie down your s-xual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner’s genitals. i.e. like a shotgun. bob: hey. jim: what’s wrong? bob: my girlfriend dumped me. jim: why? bob: i did a texas shotgun on her. jim: oh. when you hitting a girl from the […]

  • text goodnight

    to be the last person somebody text that day. the most intimate text goodnight is when that person is actually lying in bed or at least says they are lying in bed. “text goodnight”s are generally not s-xual and because of that sometimes more intimate. lynzie and i texted until 3 in the morning, then […]

  • Textron

    someone who is on their phone texting way too much. mom: go to bed, you haven’t slept or taken a shower all week! you’re such a textron.

  • text terrorist

    a person that bombards you with text messages before you can even respond. chica’s phone: hey girl, thinkin bout you chica’s phone: what you doing? chica’s phone: i been wantin you all day chica’s friend: “d-mn your phone is blowin’ up!” chica: “yea this guy is being a text terrorist. i haven’t even had a […]

  • Tezticles

    prominent in-your-face testes. “easy on the tezticles. i don’t want a stomach ache.”


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