Texas-batman’ing


(verb) |teksəsˈbatmən’i ng| being a black, h-m-s-xual male from the southern us, while wearing pink shirts draped over just one shoulder and having a pierced nose, meticulously bleached denim jeans, while simultaneously grooming your hair with your effortlessly loose wrist and pounding another h-m- thug from behind.
“oh you got the hiv. d-mn, you shouldn’t have been texas-batman’ing that one time, dude.”

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