Texas Brown Taco
go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub p-n-s in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the -ss c-m in her b-ttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
f-ck your breath smells… yeah i know try a texas brown taco
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