Texas Bullseye


to shoot someone or a hunted animal up the -ss. the texas “star” being a euphemism for the -n-s.
for his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. after he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. so i scored me a texas bullseye! yeee haaaw!!!

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