texas butthole massacre


the act of inserting three or more p-n-ses into your b-tthole simultaneously

texas b-tthole m-ssacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas b-tthole m-ssacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my b-tthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you’re a dirty boy

girl: hey wanna try a texas b-tthole m-ssacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three p-n-ses into her b-tthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three d-cks in your b-tthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three d-cks and proceeds to give the boy a texas b-tthole m-ssacre)
boy: wahhh you’re tearing my b-tthole tissue

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