texas chainsaw
when a man tries to saw his p-n-s into your poon
man jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night
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- Feaux-job
the oral s-x you find on cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. it looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible. i was watching skinemax with my girl last night. the girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellyb-tton. it was a total feaux-job.
- feaux
really stupid last name for a guy who likes lsu. moe feaux loves endrin, which makes him ghey.
- hillifluff
that s-xy hairy creamy person everyone wants to sit on. it amazing and hilarious. and tasty. oh look, it’s hillifluff! -drools-
- Hillsally
a hillbillies female friend, like jack had his jill and g.i joe had his jane. that d-mn hillbilly, he got hillsally, his sister, cousin, mother, grandma, and mary lue pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it? hillbilly: howdy bobby joe! ready to go a varmint huntin’? hillsally: sho nuff cuzzin!
- himmer
a shortening of the phrase “him or her.” himmer can be used as a pr-noun to refer to a person of unidentifiable s-x, or when writing about a person of unknown gender. see also: hersh, hiser i though i’d finally figure what pat was when i saw himmer coming out of the bathroom, but it […]