Texas Corncob


the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons -sshole or v-g-n- or both. then goes home and rams it up their own -ss untill acheiving an -rg-sm.
hey ya’ll lets get me a texas corncob

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