Texas Cowboy Stew
to defecate and -j-c-l-t- in the mouth a female and stir said concoction around with the tip of an erect phallus.
dan:”hey, john did you hear i gave kim the yesterday?”
john:” did you stir thoroughly and let it simmer?”
dan:”of course, it settled to perfection.”
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