texas enema
an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water.
“man, i was so mad at him, i gave him a texas enema and set his -ss on fire.”
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- Texas Omelette
the act of performing oral s-x on a woman while she is defecating. also known as the female equivalent to the blumpkin. also see cunnilumpkin. amy agreed to give me a blumpkin only if i would give her a texas omelette.
- Texas nationalist movement
a movement that seeks to make the state of texas an independant nation or in other words to seceed from the u.s. john is in the texas nationalist movement.
- Texas Timeout
every time the chairlift stops. it must be spring break here at breckenridge, that’s three texas timeouts on this lift ride.
- Texas Volcano
when a guy is eating out a girl who is having period, he sucks the blood into his mouth. he then puts his lips to the girl’s -n-s and blows the blood into her b-tt. when the girl farts, it looks like a volcano seeping lava. “oh g-d dude, last night this girl had me […]
- text company
when someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable. person 1: ugh! i have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony! person 2: will you have your phone with you? i can keep you text company. person 1: ok thanks […]