Texas Fakeout
when person a is having s-x with person b from behind, person a will remove his p-n-s and spit on person b’s back to simulate -j-c-l-t–n. person b will turn to investigate when person a really -j-c-l-t-s on person b’s face.
susan was being such a b-tch, so i gave her the old texas fakeout!
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