Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo
after f-cking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her -ss to warm up some bbq sauce and her p-ssy to store blue cheese dressing. the woman then stands on her head and you invite the boys over to enjoy some chicken wings. garnish to taste. serves 4.
now that alice’s syphilis is cleared up, all the boys wanna come over for a texas fling-a-wing doo party. tim, you better throw more wings in the oven!
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