Texas Garden


a type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional gr-ss. easier to maintain than a regular lawn.
f-ck mowing the gr-ss, i am going to make a texas garden in my yard.

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