Texas Milker
while forming a tri-pod with your thumb, fore-finger and middle-finger, you will strip the clothes off your male friend and bend his legs up over his head, while your other friend hold his arms at a ‘t’ position (hence texas) – in this position, you will ‘milk’ your friends genetails b-lls and all until one of you laughs uncontrollably and looses the nerve to continue
because he was drunk, tom received the worst texas milker i ever saw!
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