Texas Mud Puddle
when you have a girl on her back for -n-l intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly b-tton to make it brown then unload in her belly b-tton. hence the mud puddle.
troy: so how did your date go with mindy?
ernie: i didn’t think anything was going to happen but before i knew it she was on her back and i was giving her a texas mud puddle.
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