texas picnic
what every other state calls a “bbq” we texans call a picnic. this has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called bbq. the usual menu at such a “bbq” is hotdogs and burgers.
apparently anything that’s put on a grill suddenly becomes “bbq.”
i was invited to a bbq in california. i showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.
turns out it was a texas picnic. i got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.
qq.
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