Texas Pilo


1.) the act of subst-tuting the “gl-ss pipe” with your own “flesh pipe”, at the last second….without giving your girlfriend prior knowledge.
i was at suzies doing some of that high speed/chicken feed and decided to p-ss her a “texas pilo”…..boy was she p-ssed!

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