Texas Rectum Ranger
another word for a united states border patrolman who is stationed along the us-mexico border in southern texas. the word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or mexicans, smuggling drugs into the united states by hiding them deep inside their r-ct-m.
last night i was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the us-mexico border where i witnessed a texas r-ct-m ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
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