texas rodeo
doing your lady doggy-style and just before you finish, you yell out her sister’s name or your ex’s name and see how long you can hold on for. 7 seconds is a good ride.
her carpet will never recover from the last time we played texas rodeo, although my mechanical bull riding skills have improved dramatically.
when doing a girl doggy style, the guy leans forward and whispers in the girl’s ear… “i have aids”, he then grabs her hair, or any available body part with one hand and tries to hold on for as long as possible. “rider” must last for a full 8 seconds before being tossed off
when johnny was f-cking tina, he attempted to pull the texas rodeo, by telling her that he had aids and grabbed onto her hair. he only lasted for 5 seconds though
you start this by having at least a half-dozen friends hide in the room while having s-x with a girl. then have all of them come out and chant, “rodeo! rodeo!” see how long you can stay on.
i had the ride of my life at the texas rodeo last nite!
when you are doing a girl doggy style and have ur friend hide in the closet with a video camera. when you call him/her out of the closet you hang onto the girls t-ts and see how long you can hang on for.
i exampled it in definition and background.
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