Texas Rose
sticking your -ss in someones face and letting out a racid fart.
“one of my -sshat friends slept over one night so i popped a squat over his face and woke his -ss up with a texas rose he’ll never forget”
-n-l prolapse far beyond the point of a pink sock.
search for ‘mila shegol -n-l prolapse’.
the original texas rose.
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