Texas Shake
the texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in s-xual intercourse. prior to achieving -rg-sm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can -j-c-l-t- into it. he then will drink from the boot afterwards. this act is dubbed “texas shake” becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the c-m has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.
joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.
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