texas showdown


a texas showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a sh-t for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
i’m so sorry i was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, i got into a texas showdown with sally and i just wasn’t about to back down.

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