Texas stinker


when having s-x, you take off your cowboy hat and take a sh-t in it, and then place the sh-t-filled hat onto your lover’s face. this is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.
donna, i’m sorry i had to give ya a texas stinker last night, but you were makin’ my d-ck go soft!

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