Texas Taterchip
the act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess vag juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip
that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid
-j-c-l-t- on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her
after her sweet bl-wj-b results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip
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