Texas Tavern


1. a hole in the wall restaraunt in roanoke, va aka the millionaires club. a place to go after a hard days work a or hard nights drinking.

2. an eatery where a meal will cost about $5 for a cheesy western, a bowl with (a bowl of chili with onions), and a drink.

3. serving 1000 people, 10 at a time

4. we don’t cash checks and we don’t play with b-mblebees
the internet support department went to the texas tavern after a day riddled with outages for a cheesy western and a bowl with.

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