Texas Tilt-A-Whirl
when two people, if both girls wearing 10+ inch strap-on d-ld-s, sodomize each other very roughly until they can achieve a pink sock.
the man in the relationship then grips their mouth or hands firmly on the exposed r-ct-m and then spin them around until there is enough centrifugal force to throw him or her across the room.
francine: hey, jenny you’re walking funny today, do anything different last night?
jenny: me and earl decided to try out the texas tilt-a-whirl.
francine: wow, hardcore! how’d it feel?
jenny: it was pretty exhilarating.
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