Texas Titties


noun – the oversized speed b-mps/lane markers used in texas intersections. origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the b-mps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds – each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. color varies from white to orange.
“i was blowin’ through a red light when i hit a texas t-tty and it dang near tore my rim off!”

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