Texass
a derogatory term for the state of texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face “cowboy wanna-be” deportment of many texans.
dude, i do not want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin’ tex-ss! i hate the cowboy vibe, and don’t like country music. pleeze…can’t we go somewhere else?
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“don’t mess with tex-ss”. yeehaw! like, what a stupid b-mper sticker to promote texas! what do they mean to imply? come to tex-ss and get your -ss kicked? well….er, uh…i think i’ll go to baja california for vacation instead. less brainless cowboy testoserone than tex-ss!
anyone hailing from the state of texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.
phrase coined by joe bush
“y’know what the problem with amurika is? all the dang idiots.”
(what a tex-ss)
the us state of texas, or a texan.
my wife has a cute name for all the states. tex-ss, kans-ss, -ssachusetts…
when you eat so much your -ss gets the size of texas!!!
you see maribel lately? she’s got a tex-ss that won’t quit!
that’s cuz she won’t quit eatin’ the donuts!!!
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