Texecution
death of a relationship by texting, either in error or on purpose.
“my girl broke up with me man”,
“dang man, texecution is hard on a m-f-”
i thought i was texting jim my nude selfies but was really texting joe, what a texecution!
death penalty given by the state of texas.
george bush was governor of texas for 152 texecutions.
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