Texfused
texfused is like being confused, only it is entirely because of the nature of texts that it is confusing. for instance, when a text conversation fragments into two or more topics at one time and a person loses context of all topics because of it. one might wonder what topic is part of which fragment, when multiple text topics appear to be correct.
that last text you sent left me texfused.
#texting-confusion
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