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Texja Vu

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• Texpecting

  a combination of the words ‘text’ (as in message) and ‘expecting’ to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from. eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time) delia: eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! who are you texpecting? eva: this guy i met at the […]

• Textbook Warrior

  -someone who claims knowledge in combat operations and/or combat tactics but has never been in a combat situation. -someone who only gets their tactical knowledge from a reference and not from actual experience. -also known as a remf or pog that guy teaching weapons qual is a real textbook warrior, he’s never even been in […]

• Text coma

  when you are texting someone and you are in a zone when you don’t hear anyone talking to you or know what is going on around you. bob: “why isn’t that car going? they have a green light?” mary: “oh, i see she is texting. she is in a text coma.” when a person becomes […]

• Textidence

  when you leave evidence via text message. anything that can get you in trouble or be used against you. man, my girlfriend would have never caught me had i erased my textidence. im gonna show the judge this textidence about you trying to murder me. =0>

• Textidriver

  any operator of a public transportation vehicle who endangers p-ssengers by texting while driving. news report: “this just in … yet another bus driver lost control of the bus he was operating, plowing into the front of crowded mid-town restaurant. he was the third textidriver this month.”

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