texlang
the inappropriate use of text abbreviations while speaking. usually done by new users of texting who are trying to appear hip but don’t realize that the full-sized keyboard on most phones means that no-one abbreviates lke that anymore.
using texlang, mom said “beeteedubs, when dad tripped and fell, it was funny! el-oh-el!”
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