Texpecting
a combination of the words ‘text’ (as in message) and ‘expecting’ to use when asking someone who they are expecting a text message from.
eva: (looks at her phone for the hundredth time)
delia: eva, you have been looking at your phone all day! who are you texpecting?
eva: this guy i met at the gym yesterday! he hasn’t texted me back!
delia: what a b-st-rd!
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