Texpert
correct spelling of phrase created by 82ask to denote the researchers on their service. highjacked and incorrectly spelt “textpert” by poorer text-message question answering services.
“aqa are so much better than 82ask!”
“no they aren’t – they make stuff up, charge you even if they can’t answer and on top of everything they can’t even spell ‘texpert’ properly!”
person with lots of book learning but little practical experience or knowledge. a pedant.
from the beatles’ song “i am the walrus”.
“expert, texpert, choking smoker, don’t you hear the joker laugh at you?”
someone who can touch-text proficiently.
“sure i can text while i am driving – i am a texpert.” — famous last words.
someone you meet in 2d-land that knows everything….
(a word i came up with today, to describe a real smart-rs- on a forum i mod at.)
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