text crush
person in real life who’s personality has been altered into someone better because of electronic messaging.
friend: so who do you have a crush on?
me: no one, really.
friend: oh, come on! there ‘ought to be someone.
me: well, i have a text crush on this guy. he is a total jerk, but for some reason when i text him he is a totally different person.
Read Also:
- dennis reynolds
the most narcissistic member of the gang on fxx’s it’s always sunny in philadelphia. dennis is a vain playboy that is always trying to score chicks, who he then tapes himself having s-x with. he is pr-ne to villainous breakdowns. and often refers to himself as a “golden god” because he self-deludedly believed himself to […]
- my d is the k to your v
isnt it obvious? we all know that my d is the k to your v
- xoke
cocaine and xanax mixed together. best high ever i just snorted a fat line of xoke
- colin mcgregor
a man that gives “0” f-cks. i don’t care if i get this job, i’m going to colin mcgregor it.
- dauntae
he’s the most hilarious guy you’ll ever meet! great at basketball, and being a waterboy! he says he has the biggest c-ck in the world, which lets him get all the b-tches (stem). what they don’t know is he has a one inch wonder, and is extremely h-m-s-xual (he like sit up the p–p hole). […]