Text Honeymoon
immediately after adding someone as a contact in your phone, the short period of time during which you and your contact exchange m-ss amounts of generic texts that just seem to “flow”.
you will likely never speak or text again.
“man, you’re texting like crazy!”
“yeah, i met this chick last night and we’re still on our text honeymoon!”
“ah. well at least you tried.”
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