Text Junky
1. a texter who cannot (really will not) put down their phone b/c they think that they must always text.
1. jan sure is a text junky. she couldn’t even buy food for her kids; because she just put another $300 down on the cell bill. pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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