text massage
when one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. the phone vibrates and creates a m-ssaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
ryan: uhhh…. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
narrarator: ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a “text m-ssage”.
what happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good m-ssage.
angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text m-ssage from her dad.
when someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver’s cell phone so they can m-ssage various parts of their body.
friend 1 – hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text m-ssage?
friend 2
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when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet m-ssage
“thanks jordanna, i just got your text m-ssages. they were informative and pleasureful!”
when you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to m-ssage your package.
“what was that face, dude”
“i just got the nicest text m-ssage from my blackberry”
noun: a person places a cell phone between their legs, sets it to vibrate, and hopes he/she is not texted by his/her mother.
that textm-ssage was so thrilling i almost ruined my iphone.
when someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. the vibrations give you a “m-ssage”.
i got a text m-ssage from cindy. it felt amazing.
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