text misunderstanding
when the meaning of information sent by text is not understood by the recipient the way the sender intended for it to be understood; a mix-up between two or more people because of a text message
“my wife and i have had a text misunderstanding because i sent ‘i don’t have time right now. i’m getting the booty.’ she thought i was having s-x with someone else when i simply meant i was real busy getting the items we found out of storage.”
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